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An homage to the men who make No Budget Nightmares, Doug Tilley and Moe Porne, and a nice synopsis of highlights of their first 30 episodes.

Written for the 30th Episode: www.nobudgetpodcast.com/episode-30-the-30th-episode-spectacular/

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Tilley and Porne will find their way
Through the movies that they watch each day
They suffer so that we don't need to
They're the shield that we can see through
The show it has the budget of
The movies that they watch and love, well
Love might be a little far
I'm sure they're being driven to the
(Bar)
To drink their pain away
And live to watch another day
Before they stumble home to sleep
Beneath their branded Todd Sheets sheets

There's one thing that I know for sure
The movies and their hearts are pure

A choking scene goes on too long
As Enochian Key, they sing their song
As Tallah aims for Sasquatch head
We killed them, we ate them and dead is dead
The lesbians are middle aged
Despite what movie titles say
Ow my nuts, Ow my nuts
We hear the bad director say
(Cut)
It out and spare their souls
Before the ant farm finds their dickholes
You'd think their lives are living pornos
Then they have to discuss Gorno
Tilley offers smart critique
Moe is honest when they reek

There's one thing that I know for sure
The movies and their hearts are...

Let's hope that what they see will stink of beauty now and then
Let's hope that no one Photoshops your heads
On bodies of more hot, gay men

There's one thing that I know for sure
The movies and their hearts are pure

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from B​-​Folk Volume 1: No Budget Nightmares, released July 17, 2014

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Roo is a multi-instrumentalist singer-songwriter from Toronto, Ontario. From pretty songs to f'd up tracks inspired by low-budget films (B-Folk).

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